1. We shall not be responsible when the hyperdrive doesn't work.
2. We shall not be responsible when the force is not with you during gameplay.
3. We shall not be responsible when you cannot roll an evade if your life depended on it.
4. We shall not be responsible when you can't shoot straight to save your life.
5. We shall not be responsible when you're referred to as a "scruffy looking nerfherder", or worse, by your opponent.
6. We shall not be responsible when you draw "Injured Pilot" from the critical hit deck, while flying your big bad Decimator. Poor little Decimator.
7. We shall not be responsible when you can't hold onto your dice and lose them under the table.
8. We shall not be responsible when you mix up your templates, tokens, and range rulers with your opponents.
9. We shall not be responsible when Howl Runner kicks your Falcon's butt all the way into next week.
10. We shall not be responsible when you fly your Phantom like you're stoned and fly it into every asteroid on the map.
11. We shall not be responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged gaming equipment.
12. We shall not be responsible for money lost to your X-Wing addiction.
13. We shall not be responsible when Han doesn't shoot first. HAN ALWAYS SHOOTS FIRST!
14. We reserve the right to remove anyone from our Facebook group, league play, or store tournaments for breaching the [CODE OF CONDUCT]. <----- You should probably read that now.
15. We shall not be responsible for credits lost for being removed from league play or store tournaments due to unsportsmanlike conduct.
16. That fuckin' Lenny!
